12 – A Film About The Fret Click
February 3rd, 2010
Venster 4 / 14:45 (Made in Rotterdam 7)
International Film Festival Rotterdam 2010
January 6, 2010 at 1:34 pm
12 – A Film About The Fret Click
February 3rd, 2010
Venster 4 / 14:45 (Made in Rotterdam 7)
International Film Festival Rotterdam 2010
December 1, 2009 at 3:32 pm

Ramses is dood. Lang leve Ramses!
Ik ben fan van zo’n beetje alles wat Ramses heeft gemaakt, maar het allermooiste is een duet met Liesbeth List dat ‘Laten we (weer) samen zijn vannacht’ heet (en volgens mij een nogal intiem tipje van hun ‘nooit geconsumeerde liefde’-sluier oplicht). Het bestaat in verschillende uitvoeringen, waarvan de een wat beter dan de ander. Maar de mooiste is die met slechts een piano ter ondersteuning. Jeetje Ramses, wat ben je toch goed en ik hield echt van je. Wat zeg ik, ik hou nog steeds van je.
Hier een stukje over hoe ik ’em wel eens heb zien zitten en er van begon te zweten in Hard/hoofd (door Mees).
Ramses Shaffy
Laten we samen zijn vannacht
(Liesbeth in italics)
Heb je een ander die ’t beter doet dan ik?
Heb je een ander die je meer kan laten lachen?
Herinner je de zaligheden van de eerste tijd?
Ja, maar de spijt ligt nog zo vers naast het verwijt
Heb je een ander die je vrijer laat dan ik?
M’n vrijheid neem ik in m’n eigen hand
De vraag of ik verdroog of ik verbrand
Heb je een ander die je meer omvouwt dan ik?
Ik bepaal nu zelf m’n daden en m’n gangen
En ’t wachten in de nachten is voorbij
M’n verlangen is mijn geheim, ik krop niets op zodat ik stik
Is er een ander die je beter kent dan ik?
Ik ben in elk geval bevrijd van schuld
Ik hoef niet meer in dank m’n hoofd te buigen
Voor ’t geduld en voor ’t vergeven van ons onvolledig leven
Ik ben bevrijd van jouw beschuldigende blik
Is er een ander die je nodig heeft zoals ik?
Nee, ik heb niemand toegelaten
Ik heb al zolang met je willen praten
Ik ben alleen, ik heb alleen aan jou gedacht
Is er dan nog iets dat je verwacht?
Laten we weer samen zijn vannacht
Ben je dan niet bang voor de morgen, voor later?
Ben je dan niet bang voor de kater?
Laten we weer samen zijn vannacht
Ben je op onze schroom en onze angst bedacht?
Laten we weer samen zijn vannacht…
Laten we weer samen zijn vannacht…
Laten we weer samen zijn vannacht…
November 12, 2009 at 7:53 pm

I always thought the film Turks Fruit (Turkish Delight – Paul Verhoeven, 1973) wasn’t all that! This of course could never been said out loud in certain company. De Vierde Man (The Fourth Man, 1983) is another one of those films that really didn’t quite do it for me. Soldaat van Oranje (Soldier of Orange, 1977) on the other hand is one of my alltime favorites and therefore a film I can quote from in multiple situations. (both Rutger Hauer and Jeroen Krabbé in a Dutch W.W.II epic underground resistance drama). Other mentionable Paul Verhoeven films are made in his Hollywood days and include classics such as Robocop (’87, – I saw a piece of it on TV the other day and it must have a scene I had never given that much attention when I was young, but which actually was quite beautiful. Furthermore I think its cult value is pretty strongly underlined -), Total Recall (’90, when Art School kids around me still thought they had to be like Joseph Beuys, guys like Paul Verhoeven and Oliver Stone (because of Wild Palms) were slowly making me see the light.), Basic Instinct (’92, that film’s so fucking great I’m not even going to explain why) and Starship Troopers (’97) about which I will only say this: Hell yeah!
Now my ‘oldest’ friend Vincent van D. gave me this book ‘Jezus van Nazaret’ (Jesus of Nazaret) by the great Paul Verhoeven for my birthday last year and took me to see the man debating with a handful of theologists and preachers in the Remonstrantse Kerk (of which I have told earlier on this blog) and it was just great to see how friendly everyone was, still a bit sceptic but pretty open minded and not at all judgemental. Now this last august I went on holidays and —finally—read the thing and it’s ace!
Now if you, like me, don’t need all the magic and hocus pocus to be all for a beautiful Godly kingdom and have always been looking for a truthful, human Jesus ‘Christ’ of Nazareth, this is your kind of book. Apart from making fucktastic films, Verhoeven was the sole non theologist allowed in the so called Jesus Seminar, a highly respected think tank of around seventy theologists, linguists and bible experts led by one Robert Funk (!), whose main aim was to free the historical figure Jesus of N. from the mythological biblical hero. Or, as Verhoeven likes to call it, free the bible from biblical-political spin added in (mainly) the years just after Jesus’ death by amongst many others Matthew, Mark, Luke and John. It’s fun to read how Verhoeven uses nothing but common sense (combined with a whole lot of knowledge of the sacred book, which he first gained as an adolescent intrigued by all kinds of forms of the supernatural) and is sort of a Hercule Poirot, or Lieutenant Columbo in search of the truth behind two thousand years of people taking a run with ancient texts. What is even more important is that once Paul has stripped the New Testament of its lies, slanter and ludicrous magical mumbo jumbo it leaves him with first a pretty exciting book on an underground revolutionary running from large scale opression and second the image of a man/god who is mostly nothing but pure love. A loving ‘god’ supporting a loving message. Not too bad for a religious book now is it?
Especially when you’re brought up in a slightly christian fashion and never knew where to exactly put your mixed feelings on the whole ‘godly’ aspect of Christianity (good – evil, guilt – forgiveness, love – hate, life – death), this is one hell of a read! Peter de K., I just KNOW you’re going to love this!!!
November 12, 2009 at 4:51 pm
Ik ben dus ziek (,maar toch aan het werk vanwege dingen die gewoon echt af moeten!) en da’s geen pretje. Je wordt de hele nacht wakker van niks. Je moet de hele tijd poepen, maar je kan dan niet. Je bent de hele tijd duizelig(!). Je kan niet tegen het geluid van TV en lezen is een soort tour de force… (Toch een Roald Dahltje eruit geknalt die minstens evenzeer de moeite waard was als de rest van zijn ouevre). In elk geval, nu ik hier toch weer zit te zwoegen in the old studio, heb ik ik dit geweldige oppeppertje van mijn goeie maat Cathelijne Beijn opgestuurd gekregen… Misschien alleen leuk voor mijzelf, maar ik vermoed toch van niet. Maar maak joe dat zelf even lekker uit:
October 21, 2009 at 1:12 pm

Meet the Maestro
campaign design (HuMobisten, 2005)
client: Int. Film Festival R’dam & Kunstgebouw
November – December 2005
groter plaatje? (foto: Pieter Vos)
ps: IS ROTTERDAM MAAKBAAR? – staat er op de vlag (IABR),
en die vlaggen –die nu in de stad hangen– zijn niet van ons, hihi..
September 15, 2009 at 1:07 pm

Our neighbours at the old office are in need of some help. Surely we’re glad to help ’em out and tell you all about it. First let me tell you a little something about our neighbours. They are, first of all, local art centre ‘Koffie Verkeert’ (way too difficult to translate), a sort of art-meeting-place-slash-gallery that’s been around since forever (eighties) and which has been especially hip in the Vaandrager/Cor Kraat/Rikus Waskowsky era. And second of all they are record store Shifting Gears, a really nice store specialized in what I believe is best defined as ‘contemporary dance music’.
Now what they need is either someone to revitalise Koffie Verkeert with some nice ideas on how to conduct art business in the now (notice that neither the art centre nor the record store have hyperlinks to –what youths call– WEBSITES) or someone to rent an office space in the back of the store and help out with the rent.
They’re a nice bunch of guys, if you’re interested walk by the store (open thursday – sunday) located at the Van Speykstraat 145.
August 12, 2009 at 3:17 pm
July 26, 2009 at 4:17 pm

Sorry we’re not doin much. I guess we’re a bit tired. Not strange, we’ve been at it since god knows how long doin’ all the stuff and then some. Upcoming is, amongst many other things, the official portfolio website rufusketting.com (aw yeah!) and BLURRR, a group show/event at tent. which will feature Gyz La Rivière AND a brand new HuMobisten performance (!!!!!!). Also Suus and me made one of two new The New Earth Group album covers (the other one is being done by Nicole Martens) and they will be released in october plus I’m finishing the new Benjamin Herman album (Blue Sky Blond) as we speak. First off’s a well deserved holiday and I’ll be seeing you little monkeys in september.
Speaking of which, any of you heard about the apologies some Dresden (Germany) zoo made to the US government on a mandril (monkey) born a couple of months ago named Obama? My oh my! I don’t know about you, but my guess is that a monkey named after a white president(ial candidate) can keep his or her name like it ain’t a thing. A dog named after Obama, or a horse, or how bout a lion? or some weird ass fish? now would that have been a problem? I think not. I think Germans think like so: We all know negroes and monkeys must NOT be compared, in ANY way! That’s just wrong!!!’ Hang on now, aren’t you guys underlining just how you feel about them scary ape-like negroes by restricting monkey names to some names? Naming a monkey after a guy, I mean how harmless is that? It’s even sweet, we all luuuuuuuv monkeys, don’t we? But having to make an official apology and change the monkey’s name (to Okeke, a real common ‘multi-racial’ name), well now THAT’s just downright racist, right? Make up your own mind and read something funny as hell, yet also quite horrible here.
May 27, 2009 at 2:53 pm

Last monday I went to see SUNN 0))) perform in the Raymond Strantse Kerk (a church). I have only one thing to say about the concert: FUCK YEAH!!! I do have a pretty funny anecdote on what went on right beforehand tho. An hour before the show me and my man de Nuge smoked one in the museumpark, made a couple of jokes on ducks, homosexuality and security guards and we were off to church.
As we got inside the church to find ourselves a spot, I felt like peeing real bad and luckily ran into someone I know who works at the Church, who let me in on a little secret: an actual hidden toilet somewhere in the back of the church, just my luck! So I went and I went and felt pretty relieved, washed my hands, walked out the bathroom to enjoy a little organ music that was already playin’ to get us in this whole mystical mood that was going on, and BAMMMM! I suddenly found myself in a corridor with six (6!) doors. as I got in I didn’t know where to go and while turnin’ round to see where I came from I immediately forgot just that. I tried a door and it was closed, the one on its right lead to a staircase. I tried another one, or at least I thought so, but it turned out to be the exact same one (that was leading to the staircase). I began to worry some and I felt a little stupid that I had just opened the same door twice (imagine me playing the memory game). I tried another one and I was back in the hall where the door to the secret toilet was located and I was like ‘my god! is this really happening to me, this… this… stoner classic?!? WOW!’ I felt kinda privileged, like Alice (when she was ten feet tall), and when I finally took a right door and was back in the main… church… space (what’s the name for this space? like ‘Oecemenical Praise room’ or something… I mean ‘the room that makes a church a church’. A prize for the best name in the comments section!) Anyway, I had to laugh so loud (yet silently) and I immediately told the first person that called my name (Selwyn Slop) the whole thing. I must have looked like a complete idiot. But fuck it, I love my life!!!
In case you don’t have a clue what SUNN O))) is, here’s some youtube stuff and this is what their press text said on this tour: “Pure, raw, uninhibited invocations featuring O)))s core members: Stephen O’Malley and Greg Anderson ONLY. 2 Les Paul guitars, 4 Sunn fullstacks, 4 Ampeg bass stacks. No guests, no vocals, no keyboards. We hope you will join us!.”